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Tony

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:55 am
Post subject: Improve your Milage by 50%
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Paul Duffin

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:56 am
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"Tony" <tony RemoveThis @careconomy.com> wrote

>It is possible to improve your milage by 50%

Yes! Simply restrict your driving to the uphill sections of your journey and
roll your car along the
downhill sections!

Guaranteed to save 50%!

(provided you start and end your journey at the same altitude... ...and
ignoring friction... ..and the prevailing winds. ...But apart from that,
GURANTEED!)


-Paul
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Bert Kanters

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:55 am
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"Paul Duffin" <someone.DeleteThis@somewhere.com> schreef in bericht
news:YBwvj.261056$ST4.25244@fe07.news.easynews.com...
> "Tony" <tony.DeleteThis@careconomy.com> wrote
>
>>It is possible to improve your milage by 50%
>
First improve your spelling by 50% ("milage")

> Yes! Simply restrict your driving to the uphill sections of your journey
> and roll your car along the
> downhill sections!
>
> Guaranteed to save 50%!
>
Most modern cars shut off the fuel anyway going downhill and you use extra
going uphill so not really true. But, my Ferrari is non operating 50% off
the time, that saves fuel though.
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Paul Duffin

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:55 pm
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"Bert Kanters" <ff DeleteThis @dd.nl> wrote

> my Ferrari is non operating 50% off the time, that saves fuel though.

Well, on that basis, I know a certain 328 that is EXTREMELY fuel
efficient...

(tee-hee!)

-MCPD
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Tom Wright

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:03 am
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Paul Duffin wrote:
> "Bert Kanters" <ff.RemoveThis@dd.nl> wrote
>
>> my Ferrari is non operating 50% off the time, that saves fuel though.
>
> Well, on that basis, I know a certain 328 that is EXTREMELY fuel
> efficient...
>
> (tee-hee!)
>
> -MCPD
But the real question is: Will it improve this guy's spelling? (milage?)
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Paul Duffin

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:14 pm
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"Tom Wright" <rockystuff DeleteThis @verizon.net> wrote

> But the real question is: Will it improve this guy's spelling? (milage?)

Ah, but you see; 'milage' refers to the property of a grain that renders it
suitable for milling - for example, bread only exists because some grains,
such as corn or wheat, can be 'milled' into flour. What this chap is clearly
referring to is the use of corn-based bio-fuels and hence, the 'milage' he
cites is directly related to the...

....is anyone still reading this?

No?

Ok, I'll quit.



-Paul

P.S. Hello?



P.P.S Echo!... echo... echo....



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Tifosi 308

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:24 pm
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Paul Duffin wrote:
> "Tom Wright" <rockystuff.DeleteThis@verizon.net> wrote
>
>> But the real question is: Will it improve this guy's spelling? (milage?)
>
> Ah, but you see; 'milage' refers to the property of a grain that renders it
> suitable for milling - for example, bread only exists because some grains,
> such as corn or wheat, can be 'milled' into flour. What this chap is clearly
> referring to is the use of corn-based bio-fuels and hence, the 'milage' he
> cites is directly related to the...
>
> ...is anyone still reading this?
>
> No?
>
> Ok, I'll quit.
>
>
>
> -Paul
>
> P.S. Hello?
>
>
>
> P.P.S Echo!... echo... echo....
>
>
>
Please try and stay on topic. You may wish to post to alt.bakery.chat

T308
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Thomas Andersson

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(Msg. 8) Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:25 am
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Paul Duffin wrote:

> P.P.S Echo!... echo... echo....

T -11 and counting!
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Iain Miller

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(Msg. 9) Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:29 pm
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>> -Paul
>>
>> P.S. Hello?
>>
>> P.P.S Echo!... echo... echo....
>>
> Please try and stay on topic. You may wish to post to alt.bakery.chat

....copied to alt.tart.chat Wink
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Iain Miller

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(Msg. 10) Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:32 pm
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"Paul Duffin" <someone DeleteThis @somewhere.com> wrote in message
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> "Bert Kanters" <ff DeleteThis @dd.nl> wrote
>
>> my Ferrari is non operating 50% off the time, that saves fuel though.
>
> Well, on that basis, I know a certain 328 that is EXTREMELY fuel
> efficient...
>
> (tee-hee!)
>
> -MCPD

........and you thought I hadn't seen this Mr smarty-pants!?!?!?

Enough being nice already; normal service will now be resumed & back to
discussions about shades of red, overly shiny tyres and pink capri pants we
go!!

I

(One bottle down but seven more in the cupboard - well, nine if you count
the two bottles of the '85 Razz)
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