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SameAsB4

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Since: Jan 17, 2007
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(Msg. 16) Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:45 am
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Uncle Zed wrote:
> SameAsB4 wrote:
>> Uncle Zed wrote:
>>
>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>> coming out. What do I do?
>>
>>
>> Quick, get MaxWhore to give you a rimj0b. This nasty c*nt will do
>> anything. Oh... one thing.. You must have a dime. The b1tch insists
>> on getting paid.
>>
>
> How about a nice shiny penny. A rim job sounds delicious. Maybe she
> could chew on the fur also. My grommet is puckering.


Make sure you take a $hit in her mouth when she's rimming you. Also
don't tell her you're only gonna give her a penny until after you've
gotten what you want out of MaxWhore.

When she's done, b1tchslap her then toss a penny at her and run. Run
really fast. MaxWhore will be p1ssed about being shortchanged. Since she
has no formal education when won't know how much she's been shortchanged
only that she's been short changed.

Make sure you get out of flinging distance of her. MaxWhore loves
flinging her Toxic vagina1 discharge at passerbys.

Did you at least get her to douche stanky nether region? Or did the
bottle of Summer's Eve melt when you tried to insert it.

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SameAsEver

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(Msg. 17) Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:45 am
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"SameAsB4" <exebuyola.TakeThisOut@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
news:LjVwh.1162$5U4.635@trnddc07...
> Uncle Zed wrote:
>> SameAsB4 wrote:
>>> Uncle Zed wrote:
>>>
>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>> coming out. What do I do?
>>>
>>>
>>> Quick, get MaxWhore to give you a rimj0b. This nasty c*nt will do
>>> anything. Oh... one thing.. You must have a dime. The b1tch insists on
>>> getting paid.
>>>
>>
>> How about a nice shiny penny. A rim job sounds delicious. Maybe she could
>> chew on the fur also. My grommet is puckering.
>
>
> Make sure you take a $hit in her mouth when she's rimming you. Also don't
> tell her you're only gonna give her a penny until after you've gotten what
> you want out of MaxWhore.
>
> When she's done, b1tchslap her then toss a penny at her and run. Run
> really fast. MaxWhore will be p1ssed about being shortchanged. Since she
> has no formal education when won't know how much she's been shortchanged
> only that she's been short changed.
>
> Make sure you get out of flinging distance of her. MaxWhore loves flinging
> her Toxic vagina1 discharge at passerbys.
>
> Did you at least get her to douche stanky nether region? Or did the bottle
> of Summer's Eve melt when you tried to insert it.

Is it possible imaginations often come from forgotten experiences?

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The Secretary of HomInter

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Since: Jan 25, 2007
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(Msg. 18) Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:49 am
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Uncle Zed wrote:
> The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
>
>> Uncle Zed wrote:
>>
>>> Fitzy wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Spot on there Keith
>>>>
>>>> Fitzy
>>>>
>>> Spot on my ass!!! It is burning like a forest fire. My bung hole is
>>> so hot, it glows in the dark.
>>
>>
>> Fitzy likes giving rimj0bs, isn't that right $hitzy!
>
> If Fitzy stopped doing rimjobs, she would be unemployed.
There is nothing worse that an unemployed ho. What kind of ho cant get a
job sucking a d1ck or licking an as$? How smart do you need to be to get
spread *eagle* on the floor? For a time maxWhore was
MaxUnemployedWhore. But then her daddy/pimp hooked her up with a gig
servicing a travelling circus.

She got her confidence back and now she's a *dollar menu* dumpster whore
for transients. Looks like MaxWhore's got her *groove* back.
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SameAsB4

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(Msg. 19) Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:32 am
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SameAsEver wrote:
>
> "SameAsB4" <exebuyola.RemoveThis@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
> news:LjVwh.1162$5U4.635@trnddc07...
>> Uncle Zed wrote:
>>> SameAsB4 wrote:
>>>> Uncle Zed wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Quick, get MaxWhore to give you a rimj0b. This nasty c*nt will do
>>>> anything. Oh... one thing.. You must have a dime. The b1tch insists
>>>> on getting paid.
>>>>
>>>
>>> How about a nice shiny penny. A rim job sounds delicious. Maybe she
>>> could chew on the fur also. My grommet is puckering.
>>
>>
>> Make sure you take a $hit in her mouth when she's rimming you. Also
>> don't tell her you're only gonna give her a penny until after you've
>> gotten what you want out of MaxWhore.
>>
>> When she's done, b1tchslap her then toss a penny at her and run. Run
>> really fast. MaxWhore will be p1ssed about being shortchanged. Since
>> she has no formal education when won't know how much she's been
>> shortchanged only that she's been short changed.
>>
>> Make sure you get out of flinging distance of her. MaxWhore loves
>> flinging her Toxic vagina1 discharge at passerbys.
>>
>> Did you at least get her to douche stanky nether region? Or did the
>> bottle of Summer's Eve melt when you tried to insert it.
>
> Is it possible imaginations often come from forgotten experiences?
>
What, did you repress the memories of what your daddy and his NAMBLA
buddies did to you? Why didn't you cry for help? Don't worry you're big
enough to fight back now, right?
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DJ

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Since: Feb 27, 2006
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(Msg. 20) Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:30 am
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Hi Guys I agree. I also find the BMC events to be very badly organised, 3
yrs ago the bingley hall event had the main parking acroos the road in
another field, they put up a manned tempory crossing but by 2:30pm they had
removed it. it was an absolute sham and again £10 quid each to get in as
oppose 10 quid per car!. I also had a run in with them at the Himley hall
event when they did the stay over and big screen italian job. took us over 2
hours to get out. the parking guides were emptying the top carparks only and
everyone by the enerance gate was stuffed untill i got on the radio and told
them. but only to receive aload of abusive screaming

I have arranged and run many classic car shows, vehicles and railway events
and its not that hard to do a good job but oh so very easy to do a bad one.
I think the point here is that the BMC are looking at it from making money
point of view. Not the mini spirit way! maybe they should join up with the
MINIFINITY Group who also have lost the way and alienate fellow mini owners
from other clubs!


"Pedro" <peter.steckles DeleteThis @gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1170442484.706260.199940@p10g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
Hi Fitzy.

I didn't go this year but I hear from others that it was poor compared
with previous years.

Was it still £10 to get in? It always seems a bit steep to me for
punters to pay that sort of money... I have never tried to run a Mini
Show so I don't know how the cash flows but it must put some folks off
(2 people = £20 - could be a lot more with petrol and meals etc.

I'd be interested to see the accounts for such a show...?

Best wishes

Peter
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Fitzy

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(Msg. 21) Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:32 pm
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Well said DJ,
I also noticed that particular parking lay-out a few years ago,
This year the minis didn't have a separate parking field,
I think the organisers just wanted the cars in as fast as possible, this
method I assume would also cut down on staffing levels ,we were told to
follow the car in front and park next to it , regardless of what make it
was,
mini owners take pride in there cars and are always careful where they park,
so in a field full of minis you can bet your car wont be hit by another
door, No guarantees this time unfortunately, it was like parking at the
supermarket,

Fitzy


Fitzy



"DJ" <william_stanier.RemoveThis@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Hi Guys I agree. I also find the BMC events to be very badly organised, 3
> yrs ago the bingley hall event had the main parking acroos the road in
> another field, they put up a manned tempory crossing but by 2:30pm they
> had removed it. it was an absolute sham and again £10 quid each to get in
> as oppose 10 quid per car!. I also had a run in with them at the Himley
> hall event when they did the stay over and big screen italian job. took us
> over 2 hours to get out. the parking guides were emptying the top carparks
> only and everyone by the enerance gate was stuffed untill i got on the
> radio and told them. but only to receive aload of abusive screaming
>
> I have arranged and run many classic car shows, vehicles and railway
> events and its not that hard to do a good job but oh so very easy to do a
> bad one. I think the point here is that the BMC are looking at it from
> making money point of view. Not the mini spirit way! maybe they should
> join up with the MINIFINITY Group who also have lost the way and alienate
> fellow mini owners from other clubs!
>
>
> "Pedro" <peter.steckles.RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1170442484.706260.199940@p10g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
> Hi Fitzy.
>
> I didn't go this year but I hear from others that it was poor compared
> with previous years.
>
> Was it still £10 to get in? It always seems a bit steep to me for
> punters to pay that sort of money... I have never tried to run a Mini
> Show so I don't know how the cash flows but it must put some folks off
> (2 people = £20 - could be a lot more with petrol and meals etc.
>
> I'd be interested to see the accounts for such a show...?
>
> Best wishes
>
> Peter
>
>
>
>
>
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Martin

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(Msg. 22) Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:09 pm
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Fitzy, We said, Malvern was much better with Mini only parking especially if
you got there within the first hour. It made it much more special

you would have thought an event organised by "The Mini owners" club would
have taken this into account!!


Martin

"Fitzy" <dontbotherme.TakeThisOut@home.com> wrote in message
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> Well said DJ,
> I also noticed that particular parking lay-out a few years ago,
> This year the minis didn't have a separate parking field,
> I think the organisers just wanted the cars in as fast as possible, this
> method I assume would also cut down on staffing levels ,we were told to
> follow the car in front and park next to it , regardless of what make it
> was,
> mini owners take pride in there cars and are always careful where they
> park, so in a field full of minis you can bet your car wont be hit by
> another door, No guarantees this time unfortunately, it was like parking
> at the supermarket,
>
> Fitzy
>
>
> Fitzy
>
>
>
> "DJ" <william_stanier.TakeThisOut@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:2n_wh.4778$lV5.3237@newsfe7-win.ntli.net...
>> Hi Guys I agree. I also find the BMC events to be very badly organised, 3
>> yrs ago the bingley hall event had the main parking acroos the road in
>> another field, they put up a manned tempory crossing but by 2:30pm they
>> had removed it. it was an absolute sham and again £10 quid each to get in
>> as oppose 10 quid per car!. I also had a run in with them at the Himley
>> hall event when they did the stay over and big screen italian job. took
>> us over 2 hours to get out. the parking guides were emptying the top
>> carparks only and everyone by the enerance gate was stuffed untill i got
>> on the radio and told them. but only to receive aload of abusive
>> screaming
>>
>> I have arranged and run many classic car shows, vehicles and railway
>> events and its not that hard to do a good job but oh so very easy to do a
>> bad one. I think the point here is that the BMC are looking at it from
>> making money point of view. Not the mini spirit way! maybe they should
>> join up with the MINIFINITY Group who also have lost the way and alienate
>> fellow mini owners from other clubs!
>>
>>
>> "Pedro" <peter.steckles.TakeThisOut@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:1170442484.706260.199940@p10g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
>> Hi Fitzy.
>>
>> I didn't go this year but I hear from others that it was poor compared
>> with previous years.
>>
>> Was it still £10 to get in? It always seems a bit steep to me for
>> punters to pay that sort of money... I have never tried to run a Mini
>> Show so I don't know how the cash flows but it must put some folks off
>> (2 people = £20 - could be a lot more with petrol and meals etc.
>>
>> I'd be interested to see the accounts for such a show...?
>>
>> Best wishes
>>
>> Peter
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
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(Msg. 23) Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:28 pm
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I think one or two people have commented on other forums. Perhaps they
will improve things next year?

P
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SameAsB4

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(Msg. 24) Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:38 pm
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"SameAsB4" <exebuyola.RemoveThis@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
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> SameAsEver wrote:
>>
>> "SameAsB4" <exebuyola.RemoveThis@yanospamhoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:LjVwh.1162$5U4.635@trnddc07...
>>> Uncle Zed wrote:
>>>> SameAsB4 wrote:
>>>>> Uncle Zed wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> My bung hole is on fire....help. There is some kind of green fluid
>>>>>> coming out. What do I do?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Quick, get MaxWhore to give you a rimj0b. This nasty c*nt will do
>>>>> anything. Oh... one thing.. You must have a dime. The b1tch insists
>>>>> on getting paid.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How about a nice shiny penny. A rim job sounds delicious. Maybe she
>>>> could chew on the fur also. My grommet is puckering.
>>>
>>>
>>> Make sure you take a $hit in her mouth when she's rimming you. Also
>>> don't tell her you're only gonna give her a penny until after you've
>>> gotten what you want out of MaxWhore.
>>>
>>> When she's done, b1tchslap her then toss a penny at her and run. Run
>>> really fast. MaxWhore will be p1ssed about being shortchanged. Since she
>>> has no formal education when won't know how much she's been shortchanged
>>> only that she's been short changed.
>>>
>>> Make sure you get out of flinging distance of her. MaxWhore loves
>>> flinging her Toxic vagina1 discharge at passerbys.
>>>
>>> Did you at least get her to douche stanky nether region? Or did the
>>> bottle of Summer's Eve melt when you tried to insert it.
>>
>> Is it possible imaginations often come from forgotten experiences?
>>
> What, did you repress the memories of what your daddy and his NAMBLA

You are like George Bush - whatever is false, you'll just recite a lie until
you believe it.

> buddies did to you? Why didn't you cry for help? Don't worry you're big
> enough to fight back now, right?
>
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Since: Feb 07, 2007
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(Msg. 25) Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:27 pm
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Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet DeleteThis @backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
steaming pile of<lv0is2he8d2cr00pv2f2v6vbrjuibe6tf4 DeleteThis @4ax.com>:

>On Tue, 06 Feb 2007 21:53:51 GMT, SameAsB4 <exebuyola DeleteThis @yanospamhoo.com>
>wrote:
>
>>I'm a diaperboi
>
>You certainly are.
>
Interesting how I keep finding you in threads with anal-related
subjects.

Hmmmm...what would Freud say?
Sad
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