"Mr. V" <allagoshang.DeleteThis@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>> Are you actually trying to help, or do you just get off by being an
>> a-hole?
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> I am an a-hole who is helping.
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> You claim that this newbie can use elbow grease and spend less than
> four hundred bucks to turn this apparent beater into "a good, solid
> car."
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> Given that it has NO HEADLINER, and runs LIKE A LAWNMOWER, and has a
> beat up body, I say NO WAY.
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> You are imparting FALSE HOPE there, Mr. Sweet, albeit perhaps
> unwittingly; you may not know any better.
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> In contrast, I tell it like it is.
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Good solid car as in a reliable runner that won't win any beauty contests.
I've done it, I've seen others do it, it's not rocket science. My friend
bought a beat up 240 for a few hundred bucks that was barely running,
replaced a vacuum hose that had cracked off, did a tuneup with new plugs,
wires, cap, rotor, changed the fluids and it's been a dependable driver.
Another got one that didn't run at all for a song, swapped out the fuel pump
relay, fired it up and drove it home. I bought my daily driver 8 years ago
for 500 bucks, it ran poorly and had water in the oil, I thought the engine
was shot but I did a tuneup and 80K miles later I'm still driving it, I
never did find out how water got in the oil but it never happened again.
Another friend picked up a Saab 900 that "was loud, had no power and the
electrical system was shot" for $250, well the downpipe had a broken weld,
so it was loud as hell. It turned out that the power was fine, and the
electrical system, well both headlights were burned out. The point is it's a
gamble, but 600 bucks is a trivial amount of money to spend on a car, you'd
throw away more than that the moment a new car is driven off the lot. If he
decides to give up on it, I have no doubt he could sell it to someone like
me and recover most if not all of his investment. The 16V cylinder head
alone is a rare part worth a few hundred bucks to guys who put them on turbo
motors to get 300-500+ HP.
No headliner and beat up body in no way affect the drivability, they're
strictly cosmetic. I would fix them personally as time permits, but a lot of
people don't care about that stuff and just want dependable comfortable
transportation. In my extensive experience, the running like a lawnmower is
usually something simple, sure it could be a hole in a piston, dropped
valve, or some other serious damage, but that sort of problem is rare.
Usually with these motors someone has put the plug wires on in the wrong
order due to the weird distributor cap design, vacuum leak, cracked
downpipe, that sorta thing. Most of the parts are cheap and plentiful, no
special tools are needed and the logical layout and spaceous engine
compartment makes these cars a joy to work on. Give the guy some credit,
don't assume he's an idiot just because he's a newbie. He seems willing
enough, and with help from this group I'm sure he'll manage and either way
the education will be worth something. Just because you are unwilling,
incapable, or un-interested in taking on this project doesn't make it
pointless for someone else to try. He's already bought the car so unless
you've got something positive and productive to say, there's no point in
saying anything at all.
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